Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:
-"It's a illegala to put a cinque people in a Quattro."
-"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
-"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
-"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile!" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
- "You canta puta thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people in a car and you are breaking the law."
- "I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence zupervisor over !"
- "Sorry. He can'ta come righta know. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Hain

DÜŞMANDAN HAİN OLMAZ

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